My first computer was an Apple IIc. It lasted for years before I jumped into the...
Dre-dar. Kinda like “gaydar”, you can look at someone and instantly tell if they’re Dr Dre or not.
Someone: what was your GPA?
Someone else: what’s your IQ?
Me: I measure my intelligence by the number of Gilmore Girls’ references I get.
I just got home from having a room full of people tell me that I was unhireable because I have a beard.