Anonymous asked: I would kiss you.
“How to Only Have Girls on The Internet That Live Far Away Want to Kiss You: The Adam Lackey Story”
Anonymous asked: Are you Jewish?
No, but people have told me my face is.
I do own two yarmulkes from being in a production of “The Diary of Anne Frank” in which I played Mr. Dussel though.
kassierella asked: Were you supposed to have your date thing with the waitress last night?! Did I miss hearing how that went? Or has it not happened yet?
No, you didn’t miss anything. I wasn’t even going to post about it unless someone asked, but she cancelled on me so I sat around in my fancy date clothes and watched Game of Thrones.
Not as much fun as I originally planned the day to be, but oh well.
Anonymous asked: I love your haikus/ they ease my boredom at work/ please post more and more
You don’t have to be
so anonymous on here
but know that I am
Happy I could help
make work exciting
with my poetry
Anonymous asked: You have a nice beard / It's something I'd like to touch / Maybe someday, yes?
Appreciation
of haikus is a good way
to be able to
My beard is willing
maybe if you had a face
and were in Florida
Anonymous asked: Lets make babies!
Alright, but you’re going to have to explain to me how that works first.
Anonymous asked: I love you.
I think it’s funny that I got this message right before that other one. It made me think I had the most confused anon ever.
I’m glad someone appreciates me though. I love you too other anon.
Anonymous asked: Everything about you is painfully awkward; your 'artwork', your beard, bad teeth, and staged photos - you must only have friends online.
To be honest I wasn’t sure this was an insult until you got to the teeth. You left out a few things, but I guess this will do. Hey everybody come look at this list of my flaws that an astute anon pointed out!
A couple things I would like to address though:
- I know I’m very awkward, I never claimed otherwise.
- I love that artwork is in quotations like you don’t consider mine to be art and you only call it that for lack of a better term.
- How is my beard awkward? Is that even possible?
- I have bad teeth according to some standards. Deal with it.
- Staged photos? I’m sorry my gratuitous pictures are so gratuitous. I’ll try and work on that.
- I’m completely comfortable with however many friends I may or may not have in real life and online.
I’m more than happy to accept more criticism if you have any.
inabasket asked: To tell you the truth/I'm gonna miss your haikus/They were quite hai-cute
No need to worry
I will do more of them soon
nothing can stop me
theuntitledpiece asked: How are things going with the cute waitress, btw? Have you gone out with her yet???
No, I have not. I have her number and she has mine, but neither of us have yet to call or text.
I was very busy this past week (doing things with my nephews who I haven’t seen in months, being a guest on a podcast, and various other things for my job). Also, she just got out of a 3 year relationship with a guy so it might be a while if anything at all were to happen with us.
Right now I’m just content with having a great waitress who I occasionally flirt with and make fun art for. Maybe one day we’ll hang out and go thrifting or something, but I’m fine with waiting until she’s ready.
Anonymous asked: So, Dinocubes is going to post a video of "boobs boobs boobs..." ?
Now that’s just silly. Why would he do that?
kickoffyourshoesandlaydown asked: First off, this parallel universe thing is pretty damn ingenious. If you accept suggestions though, I think you should give the dinocubes profile a few distinct features that differ from your normal account. For starters, an eyepatch on the icon would be awesome.
Well I’m glad someone else other than the two of us is enjoying it.
I’ve already established what most of the minor differences are between the two universes, but I kind of want people to figure out what those are for themselves.
An idea I had that I thought would be funny is if I reblogged exactly the same things as my main account except like every 3 posts or so would be something different. I figured most people wouldn’t get the joke though.
I more than willing to accept suggestions about what to do with Dinocubes. An eyepatch would be kind of cool…
Anonymous asked: Besides this waitress you try to flirt with, is there anybody special you want in your life?
I mean yeah of course, is this even a question? I think everyone wants some sort of companionship in their lives at some point or another. Unfortunately, no one who lives near me so its all kind of bittersweet.
I think it would be rather nice to find someone close by who enjoys my company and doesn’t mind kissing my face a ton, but that is not the case it seems.
If it helps to answer your question any better, those cute things you should know drawings I’ve done were all directed at one person. I tend to make art for cute girls quite often. It’s one of the few things I’m good at.
Anonymous asked: Hi Adam, I like your teeth.
I have to say that this is the weirdest anonymous message I have ever received.
I can’t figure out if this is a genuine compliment or some odd attempt at trolling because in all honesty I don’t really think that my teeth are all that nice (which is why you will hardly ever see them in pictures).
Maybe this is indeed a sincere message and if so I thank you. If not, don’t you have anything more positive and productive that you could be doing with your time?
