Anonymous asked: I would kiss you.
“How to Only Have Girls on The Internet That Live Far Away Want to Kiss You: The Adam Lackey Story”
Anonymous asked: Are you Jewish?
No, but people have told me my face is.
I do own two yarmulkes from being in a production of “The Diary of Anne Frank” in which I played Mr. Dussel though.
Anonymous asked: I love your haikus/ they ease my boredom at work/ please post more and more
You don’t have to be
so anonymous on here
but know that I am
Happy I could help
make work exciting
with my poetry
Anonymous asked: You have a nice beard / It's something I'd like to touch / Maybe someday, yes?
Appreciation
of haikus is a good way
to be able to
My beard is willing
maybe if you had a face
and were in Florida
Anonymous asked: Lets make babies!
Alright, but you’re going to have to explain to me how that works first.
Anonymous asked: Are you asking me to be awkward with you? Sorry, I only 'hit' socially inapt people with good teeth.
Not to be mean or anything, but no I wasn’t asking you. Why would I? The only thing I would ever ask you to do was to maybe try and be a little nicer to people, but I guess that’s more of just a suggestion.
That post was for the people with faces that matter.
Anonymous asked: I love you.
I think it’s funny that I got this message right before that other one. It made me think I had the most confused anon ever.
I’m glad someone appreciates me though. I love you too other anon.
Anonymous asked: Everything about you is painfully awkward; your 'artwork', your beard, bad teeth, and staged photos - you must only have friends online.
To be honest I wasn’t sure this was an insult until you got to the teeth. You left out a few things, but I guess this will do. Hey everybody come look at this list of my flaws that an astute anon pointed out!
A couple things I would like to address though:
- I know I’m very awkward, I never claimed otherwise.
- I love that artwork is in quotations like you don’t consider mine to be art and you only call it that for lack of a better term.
- How is my beard awkward? Is that even possible?
- I have bad teeth according to some standards. Deal with it.
- Staged photos? I’m sorry my gratuitous pictures are so gratuitous. I’ll try and work on that.
- I’m completely comfortable with however many friends I may or may not have in real life and online.
I’m more than happy to accept more criticism if you have any.
Anonymous asked: So, Dinocubes is going to post a video of "boobs boobs boobs..." ?
Now that’s just silly. Why would he do that?
Anonymous asked: Besides this waitress you try to flirt with, is there anybody special you want in your life?
I mean yeah of course, is this even a question? I think everyone wants some sort of companionship in their lives at some point or another. Unfortunately, no one who lives near me so its all kind of bittersweet.
I think it would be rather nice to find someone close by who enjoys my company and doesn’t mind kissing my face a ton, but that is not the case it seems.
If it helps to answer your question any better, those cute things you should know drawings I’ve done were all directed at one person. I tend to make art for cute girls quite often. It’s one of the few things I’m good at.
Anonymous asked: Hi Adam, I like your teeth.
I have to say that this is the weirdest anonymous message I have ever received.
I can’t figure out if this is a genuine compliment or some odd attempt at trolling because in all honesty I don’t really think that my teeth are all that nice (which is why you will hardly ever see them in pictures).
Maybe this is indeed a sincere message and if so I thank you. If not, don’t you have anything more positive and productive that you could be doing with your time?
Anonymous asked: You're going to murder the hairs that occupy your face follicles again, aren't you?
No, I am not. You can rest easy in the fact that I’m going to stay weirdy and beardy for the time being. I’ve grown to like the bearded look quite a bit so I’m not shaving unless I have to.
In fact, I would have kept my last beard if I wasn’t asked to shave it off for my friend’s wedding.
I mean I might trim it a little, but most of it will still be there.
Anonymous asked: u r 2 cute
This is how I read this statement. Thank you Anon.
Anonymous asked: Are you participating in No Shave November?
Does this answer your question?
If only my beard would grow quicker than it does. I feel like I have a responsibility to myself to grow it at least until the end of the year if not longer.
